June132013

stoya:

Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya

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napoleonesque:

buzzfeedceleb:

Bill Nye at the premiere of Man Of Steel.

#but why

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corgiaddict:

whatsthedaily:

faerielandcorgi:

colormedisturbed:

poupon:

sinvraal:

persian-slipper:

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund
i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.
VIKING WOLF CORGI

VIKING WOLF CORGI

The Swedish Vallhund, also know as the Västergötland, is an ancient Spitz breed that was breed and raised as basically an everything dog. Even though their main purpose is to herd (mainly cattle, their small size allows them to dart between the cattle’s legs, but also sheep and goats), they were also expected to be ratters and guard dogs. 
It is said by many breed historians that after groups of Vikings broke off from Scandinavia to settle in warmer climate farther south, in places like Wales, that they brought the Vallhunds with them and that is where you get your Pembroke and Cardigan Corgis.
The breed was nearly lost during the world wars, but was brought back from the brink of extinction by K. G. Zettersten and Björn von Rosen and five dogs they were able to find while riding bikes in the Swedish country side.
The dog featured in this post’s name is Trilure Missy, whom her owner calls Misty. She lives Texas at Osafin kennels, though she originally came from a kennel in Canada, which was when this picture was taken, she was so much more fluffy then.
She’s also my puppy, Nea’s, maternal aunt.

The Swedish Vallhund is a wonderful little breed, they’re smart and tenacious, and make great family pets. They have similar temperament to the corgis, but don’t have quite the same nippy attitudes as corgi females and the males are all love bugs.
To see more of Misty, check out Osafin.com
To learn more about the breed, swedishvallhund.com
And to see more of Nea, neatheswedishmeatball.com

Viking Wolf Corgis, I love it! That is what I am calling Fae from now on!!!

Sadly, no, the Vallhund does not appear to share a recent lineage with Welsh Corgis. There’s a temptation to make up plausible stories explaining Vallhunds and Corgis. The dogs have similar shapes, and dog enthusiasts have suggested a relationship between the breeds as long ago as the 18th century, based entirely on morphological comparison.But morphology can lie — Viceroy and Monarch butterflies are not particularly closely related species, despite looking virtually identical, and sharks and dolphins are animals separated by 100s of millions of years of evolution, despite their many similarities.Recent attempts at using dog genetic data to build a “breed tree,” if you will, have shown the Vallhund is an ancient breed with few unique genetic elements in common with either breed of Welsh Corgi.Since these breeds are all the same species (dog), it is possible and even likely that genes from Vallhunds have snuck into Corgi lines, and vice versa, but the phylogenetics shows the amount of gene flow has been very low. I should add that phylogenetics is usually used to compare species, not populations of the same species, but here it can be effectively used to exclude close relationships. It just can’t confirm them.Fae is a combiner of worlds, a real cutie, and a VIKING WOLF LIMEY DWARF DOG.

This is also a Swedish vallhund appreciation blog

corgiaddict:

whatsthedaily:

faerielandcorgi:

colormedisturbed:

poupon:

sinvraal:

persian-slipper:

anathemarmotqueen:

Hello tumblr allow me to present you the swedish vallhund

i´m VERY confused as you guys are not freaking out about these little guys yet since they´re basically WOLF CORGIS.

I swear to god, I thought it was a photoshop at first.

Oh my Glob, it’s “the little cattle dog of the Vikings”. Not only is it a wolf corgi, but it’s a Viking wolf corgi.

VIKING WOLF CORGI

VIKING WOLF CORGI

The Swedish Vallhund, also know as the Västergötland, is an ancient Spitz breed that was breed and raised as basically an everything dog. Even though their main purpose is to herd (mainly cattle, their small size allows them to dart between the cattle’s legs, but also sheep and goats), they were also expected to be ratters and guard dogs. 

It is said by many breed historians that after groups of Vikings broke off from Scandinavia to settle in warmer climate farther south, in places like Wales, that they brought the Vallhunds with them and that is where you get your Pembroke and Cardigan Corgis.

The breed was nearly lost during the world wars, but was brought back from the brink of extinction by K. G. Zettersten and Björn von Rosen and five dogs they were able to find while riding bikes in the Swedish country side.

The dog featured in this post’s name is Trilure Missy, whom her owner calls Misty. She lives Texas at Osafin kennels, though she originally came from a kennel in Canada, which was when this picture was taken, she was so much more fluffy then.

She’s also my puppy, Nea’s, maternal aunt.

Nea at Vallejo dog show

The Swedish Vallhund is a wonderful little breed, they’re smart and tenacious, and make great family pets. They have similar temperament to the corgis, but don’t have quite the same nippy attitudes as corgi females and the males are all love bugs.

To see more of Misty, check out Osafin.com

To learn more about the breed, swedishvallhund.com

And to see more of Nea, neatheswedishmeatball.com

Viking Wolf Corgis, I love it! That is what I am calling Fae from now on!!!

Sadly, no, the Vallhund does not appear to share a recent lineage with Welsh Corgis. There’s a temptation to make up plausible stories explaining Vallhunds and Corgis. The dogs have similar shapes, and dog enthusiasts have suggested a relationship between the breeds as long ago as the 18th century, based entirely on morphological comparison.

But morphology can lie — Viceroy and Monarch butterflies are not particularly closely related species, despite looking virtually identical, and sharks and dolphins are animals separated by 100s of millions of years of evolution, despite their many similarities.

Recent attempts at using dog genetic data to build a “breed tree,” if you will, have shown the Vallhund is an ancient breed with few unique genetic elements in common with either breed of Welsh Corgi.

Since these breeds are all the same species (dog), it is possible and even likely that genes from Vallhunds have snuck into Corgi lines, and vice versa, but the phylogenetics shows the amount of gene flow has been very low. I should add that phylogenetics is usually used to compare species, not populations of the same species, but here it can be effectively used to exclude close relationships. It just can’t confirm them.

Fae is a combiner of worlds, a real cutie, and a VIKING WOLF LIMEY DWARF DOG.

This is also a Swedish vallhund appreciation blog

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corgi 

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videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

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iguanamouth:

current emotion: any picture of spike the dinosaur from land before time

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Rare Words

rosettes:

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists
paralian - A person who lives near the sea
aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets 
dwale - To wander about deliriously
sabaism - The worship of stars
dysphoria - An unwell feeling
aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn
eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome
mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually with pursed lips

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“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.” Unknown (via unplesant)

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“You’re going to discover that conversations are best at 4 am. The heavier the eyelids, the sincerer the words. Those are the talks you’ll remember. It’s ok not to know the answer and silence is not awkward. It’s shared, so share it more often than not.” Jeff Stuckel (via divinespirit)

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art-of-swords:

Sword 
Dated: possibly 17th century
Culture: South Indian
This sword comes with a kopis shaped blade.

Source: © 2013 Royal Armouries

art-of-swords:

Sword 

  • Dated: possibly 17th century
  • Culture: South Indian

This sword comes with a kopis shaped blade.

Source: © 2013 Royal Armouries

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dishwasherdance:

stfuconservatives:

ryeisenberg:

borken:

thevorpalbladewentsnickersnack:

lifeinredshades:

nooling:

lagertha-lodbrok:

halfhardtorock:

jojothedickcopter:

scruffleigh:

geroniimo:

this was on the front page of the newspaper i want to throw up

Oh my god. ‘men will actually respect women more if they see women showing compassion to them’. If you want women to show you compassion, don’t fucking rape them.

If you need me I’ll be in the angry-dome.

You know, the first time I stab you in the face, it’s just me getting carried away. JESUS, HAVE SOME COMPASSION. You’re not DEAD or anything! It’s just a social misbehavior, GODDDDDDDDD. 

And they wonder why we cheer when we hear about women beheading or otherwise disposing of their rapists. Why? Because society has decided we don’t deserve justice or compassion. Instead they worry about the poor rapists. Lord help me if I ever hear a dude say this in person because I may very well go after him with a fucking weapon.

I’m so angry right now fuck everything

i can’t even read the full article too enraged and yelling at my screen

I am so angry I can hear the blood rushing in my ears

idek why im reblobbing this because i am so fucking mad i cant even deal

W-O-W. Just. WOW. And it was written by a woman, too! 

what the ACTUAL FUCK

Are you shitting me!!! Seriously?!? I wanna puke.

Holy shit. It’s 2013….I mean, come on. Women should avoid consuming too much alcohol to avoid getting raped?!Um no. How about people show some respect and don’t attack each other? I’m done with people getting away with shit like this.

dishwasherdance:

stfuconservatives:

ryeisenberg:

borken:

thevorpalbladewentsnickersnack:

lifeinredshades:

nooling:

lagertha-lodbrok:

halfhardtorock:

jojothedickcopter:

scruffleigh:

geroniimo:

this was on the front page of the newspaper i want to throw up

Oh my god. ‘men will actually respect women more if they see women showing compassion to them’. If you want women to show you compassion, don’t fucking rape them.

If you need me I’ll be in the angry-dome.

You know, the first time I stab you in the face, it’s just me getting carried away. JESUS, HAVE SOME COMPASSION. You’re not DEAD or anything! It’s just a social misbehavior, GODDDDDDDDD. 

And they wonder why we cheer when we hear about women beheading or otherwise disposing of their rapists. Why? Because society has decided we don’t deserve justice or compassion. Instead they worry about the poor rapists. Lord help me if I ever hear a dude say this in person because I may very well go after him with a fucking weapon.

I’m so angry right now fuck everything

i can’t even read the full article too enraged and yelling at my screen

I am so angry I can hear the blood rushing in my ears

idek why im reblobbing this because i am so fucking mad i cant even deal

W-O-W. Just. WOW. And it was written by a woman, too! 

what the ACTUAL FUCK

Are you shitting me!!! Seriously?!? I wanna puke.

Holy shit. It’s 2013….I mean, come on. Women should avoid consuming too much alcohol to avoid getting raped?!

Um no. How about people show some respect and don’t attack each other?

I’m done with people getting away with shit like this.

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dishwasherdance:

mishasminions:

WHAT IS GOING ON

I NEED TO GO PUNCH A WALL

Ohhhhhhhmygoooddddddddd